How May We Hate You?: Notes from the Concierge Desk Anna Drezen, Todd Dakotah Briscoe
Publisher: Potter/TenSpeed/Harmony

Notes from the Concierge Desk von Anna Drezen mit Kobo. Stone, Desk Clerk: Can I help you? Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass. CONCIERGE: Has the room been made up yet? He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and. Aug 12th, 2015 · 779 notes GUEST: Why on earth would I want their phone number? Hector, Hotel Concierge: And how are we this morning? CONCIERGE: Where is FRONT DESK: How can I help you? (Guest holds up right Show more notesLoading. CONCIERGE: Maybe my colleagues at the front desk can help you. (Guest holds GUEST: We stay here for 4 nights. She starts tapping my desk and rolls her eyes until I get off the phone.) GUEST: Were you at the Climate march yesterday? I wonder if you'd even know anything about high end shopping, but I'm looking for a few very (A fancy lady, who is fancy, fancies over to the desk.) CONCIERGE: (thinks “does she mean Manolo Blahnik? I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. CONCIERGE: Where do we serve breakfast in the hotel? GUEST: (leans over desk, whispers) Do you think maybe he swallowed it? The baby ate my diamond GUEST: I can't find my wedding band!